Going flash
If you have made it in this world then you need to rub your sucess into everybody else's worthless poor person's faces. Its called conspicuous consumption, and perhaps it has a bit of a bad name. If you have made your money why not flaunt it. If you are reading this either you are a computer user or you have had your butler print out the Internet and bring it to you in bed, either way you should probably buy this solid gold macbook (actually gold plated, works better that way).
Of course if people see you out and about with only a laptop for company they are going to think you are a loser no matter how much money you have in the bank. That is why you need some kind of stick thin trophy wife - this is particularly important if you are short, fat and ugly. If you are none of these things and still have a stick thin trophy wife then you should have corrective surgery to highten the effect. Naturally you can't have the lady on your arm wearing ordinary casual dresses - stick her in something weird an expensive like this number from Givenchy:
Do real men Tweet?
Twitter this week passed in two-billionth 'tweet'. One thing is for sure, all of us that thought that Twitter would be a phase that would pass have been proved dead wrong. If you have been living under a rock for the last few years you might not know that Twitter is a 'micro-blogging' platform that allows users to share what is on their minds in under 140 characters.
The most recent high profile convert to Twitter was Kanye 'fishsticks' West. He very publically resisted getting a Twitter account for a long time. When he did submit and get an official account he made the news by choosing to follow just one person, some English kid. That guy went from having the usual handful of followers to having thousands. Apparently he isn't too happy about his new found fame either.
Anyway, getting back to the point opf the piece, do real men Tweet? When doing research for this - by asking some Twitter users questions (to their faces, not over the interwebs) if they knw of any REAL men who use Twitter. Of course who you define as being a real man, thats going to be different from person to person, but it is more than possible that Stone Cold Steve Austin fits the bill. His Twitter account is @steveaustinBSR. BSR stands for Broken Skull Ranch apparently.
All Stone Cold seems to be tweeting about seems to be his new movie 'The Expendables' (review of that coming soon by the way). Fair enough, he is in that film and and promoting stuff he is in is part of his job. Lots of people are trying to use Twitter to promote themselves. Whatt it amounts to for most people though is gossiping like 'hello' reading bitches at the hair dressers.
Verdict: No.
Lego
When did Lego suddenly become so cool? It seems to be everywhere now and not just as a kids toy. I used to love lego when I was a kid, and I am sure I'm not the only one. I wish that there had been youtube whe I was a kid, because if there was and I saw this video it would ave blown my mind:
Shopped or not?
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Well, clearly no, it is not either of those things. What it is though... you tell me!
